Bonk Guy predicts LAPTOP could be fastest celebrity pump-and-dump
Bonk (BONK)
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Eugene Serbin
Lookonchain.com reports that trader Bonk Guy (@theunipcs) criticized the LAPTOP token after its launch, noting its fully diluted valuation reached $100 billion. He described the project as being driven by profit-focused individuals with little crypto industry knowledge. Bonk Guy questioned Hunter Biden’s ties to the sector and noted his father’s administration took a hostile stance toward crypto during his presidency.
He bluntly stated that anyone who bought LAPTOP deserved to lose all their funds. He predicted the token could become one of the fastest celebrity crypto pump-and-dump cases in history. The report also mentions Canary Capital launched the first U.S. Tron staking ETF, which began trading today.
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How the market reacted
Whalio's own Binance spot order flow for BONK, measured when this story was written up on 9 September 2026. Not the outlet's figures.
BONK is currently trading at $0.000003040 with a 24-hour spot volume of $3,623,777 across 21,906 trades. The 1-hour buy ratio sits at 41.2%, indicating immediate selling pressure, while the 4-hour buy ratio rises to 58.4%, suggesting stronger accumulation over a slightly longer timeframe. Volume delta reflects this shift, showing a -$39,562 outflow in the last hour compared to an $80,098 inflow over the past four hours. The 24-hour buy ratio is 47.8%, with a cumulative volume delta of -$152,539 and a positive CVD of $37,448. Net buying occurred for 13 of the last 24 hours, showing a mixed but slightly positive trend over the full day.
The latest daily buy ratio of 48.9% sits at the 38th percentile of the last 324 days, against a median of 49.6% - ordinary for this coin.
Was that an ordinary day?
The same Binance spot measurements for BONK, averaged over the days leading up to the story.
Over the preceding week, the average buy ratio was 48.6%, making today’s 24-hour ratio of 47.8% slightly below the norm by 0.7 percentage points. Trading volume is currently at 0.66x the weekly average, indicating reduced activity compared to recent trends. The coin has seen a price change of +2.4% over eight days, with a total volume delta of -$964,395. Net buying occurred on only 2 of the past 7 days, suggesting this is an ordinary day for the coin with subdued momentum relative to its weekly baseline.